burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u


two things:

thing one: my paranoia was fucking right

thing two: i have taken care of it in the only way i know that may hopefully stop this

i was having such a nice fucking day. i was having such a nice

fucking

day


i feel the need to explain some stuff that’s going on for my mutuals who may be worried

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"The plan is as follows: we shall take the chariot, journey to the home of mine mother, take with us Elizabeth, travel forth to the Winchester, drink deeply of its brews, and patiently await for this storm of misfortunes to pass us by."

- Rosencrantz, Hamlet

Take the car, go to Mum’s, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over. - Shaun, Shaun of the Dead


sixpenceee:

Sculptures by Heather Jansch

Her Website


  • Me: Just. Shit that makes you want to break noses.
  • Me: And possibly spines.

tentakrule:

Aqua Blue Glow in the Dark Octopus Pendant from EmergentGlassworks


today was a very stressful day that only seemed to get worse and more frustrating and in short thank god for vines


ritasv:

No One Can Resist the Carnival


elysianmisanthrope:

stickshiftbitch:

So I got my blackmilk leggings in yesterday…

Hooooooly shit

elysianmisanthrope:

stickshiftbitch:

So I got my blackmilk leggings in yesterday…

Hooooooly shit


yo does anyone have any nice relaxing letsplays or hilarious letsplays they’d like to turn me onto

brain is doing The Thing and doing rational thought exercises isn’t helping so I’d like something to distract me for a while


actuallyratchet:

dragonborn at their finest 


whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.


shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.


sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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