coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful


Anonymous asked: "i had a dream about magical girls that had super strength/agility, but instead of wearing a special outfit they would shed their skin and turn into a skeleton."

iguanamouth:

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mygirlfriendattempts:

You can find more funny Steam Reviews→ here 


robotlyra:

drtanner:

feferipeixies:

if i ever don’t reblog this assume i’m dead

Remember that this game was supposed to be educational.

I like how this game was specifically constructed with an internal forbidden words list, but rampant profanity ended up being the LEAST of this game’s madnesses.

holla holla get $


felix-duskglass:

Raziel you’re such a teenager sometimes.

(I find it really entertaining that the lieutenants are frequently referred to as Kain’s sons)


whatthefauna:

Spotted garden eels live in colonies of up to several thousand individuals. They spend the majority of their lives with only the top half of their body sticking out of a burrow they make in the sand, eating plankton and other tiny animals that float by. If in danger, the entire “garden” retracts into the sand in the blink of an eye.

Images: blueparadiseindonesia, Eric Cheng, Ryan Murphy


tragedyseries:

Have you started a new relationship? Have friends that explore your treasures when they think you aren’t looking? Do you bunk with an old sea-salt who needs boundaries clearly expressed?

This sea beast barrier kit is for you then!
You’ll need the following items:

-a steady hand

-a printing mechanism

-moderately sharp shears

-adhesive of some sort

-7 to 10 minutes of uninterrupted time.


genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: John Freeman, Gordon Freeman’s brother

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: John Freeman, Gordon Freeman’s brother


more small peeps! The same ones as before. Someday I will bully my grandma into sending me the pics we took with her fancy camera and you can see them in perfect focus


craftyconsultingcannibal:

craftyconsultingcannibal:

Guys I’m doing a trial listing of my Hannibal hair bows! Individually, I’ll be offering them for £2 (GBP) if anyone IS interested, or 3 for £5(GBP).

These hair bows are made with actual pages from Thomas Harris’ ‘Hannibal’, and are perfect for those with a love for crime literature. Featuring on the three center knots are ‘Mischa’, ‘Margot’ and Hannibal, with an assortment of other words on the surrounding pieces. Elegant and stylish, these bows are sealed with a clear matt acrylic spray, for extra durability, and securely fastened to a snap-shut silver hair grip.

(However, some care should be used when handling, they are still made of paper, after all!)

The images shown are of the actual item you will receive. If you have a request for other names, please message me and I will attempt to create a different bow (Clarice, Starling, and a few Chilton’s may be available), but this will all depend on the remaining pages of Hannibal I have left at my disposal.

Just an update, I’ve lowered the shipping price because I had a change to get to the post office today and check out costs.


frekkles:

Hognose twins by Bryan Box

frekkles:

Hognose twins by Bryan Box

broadwaypizano:

nevertoomanyspiders:

calantheandthenightingale:

tapestrydoll:

maykatic47:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

Absolute Cabbage.

Repulsive peanut

Preposterous pumpkin seed.

YOU ABHORRENT PEANUT

YOU SORDID CELERY STICK.


twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

textsfromtheshatterdome:


ihatestrawberry:

current favs; FEMM