WHY DO YOU FIGHT STRIPE-Y CURTAINS ON THE COUCH
SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE ATTACK OF THE HIDEOUS CURTAINS
We’ve been hideously cock blocked here. Imagine that angle in a tight suit. Hmph.
stupid cockblocking curtains
damn curtains.
Sometimes i really want to reason to post a picture and usually i can think of a reason but sometimes i can’t and well fuck it i’m just going to post it anyway
Probably not the absolute weirdest, but this keeps coming to mind and it was definitely the scariest.
A few summers ago, I was with two of my best friends and we were outside in my backyard at night because we heard there was a meteor shower or an eclipse or Jesus was descending from Heaven or some fancy event that was occurring.
So we’re outside in my backyard like
waiting for this whatever it is to happen, when a strange cloud formation started moving in. And at first it was cool, but got progressively creepier because it kind of looked like a Dark Mark.
So we’re all joking around, yelling
and having a grand time, when one of my friends totally froze. And I followed her gaze, and she was focused on a clump of trees in my neighbor’s yard, which butts up against a swampy area.
And there, at the edge of the trees, was this fucking HUGE dog. Like, you know when you see a dog and for a second you’re wondering why someone is walking their horse on a leash? That’s how big this thing was.
And of course we’re all thinking it’s Sirius Black because that’s the logical connection, so for a second we all were like
and then one of my friends shouted “IT’S THE GRIM” and that game ended so quickly
Like, I normally don’t run if I can help it because running is practically a death sentence for people like me that can that trip while walking. But dude the second someone said grim all three of us bolted
through my yard, up onto the deck, and finally to the sliding glass door that for some reason I was convinced would keep the grim out
and during this escape one of my friends fell behind and I didn’t even care. We got into the house before she did and I was like “lock the doors, it’s too late for her”
Luckily my other friend isn’t an asshole so we let her in, and then we watched as this Hulk of a dog tore through my yard and into the neighbor’s yard, never to be seen again
So, magical world, if this is your way of proving that I’m not a Muggle and that you’re really out there, I’d appreciate it if next time you could please just send me a nice letter explaining your intentions
Don’t start us off with a grim and a Dark Mark on the same night, okay?
People aren’t always going to like you
In fact most of us probably know what it’s liked to be disliked, some MUCH more than others, and while I won’t go onto the broader scope of the subject (bullying, stuff like that), it’s important not to let it get to you
It’s especially bad here on the internet, where anonymity grants people so much power and one opinion or a careless, uninformed mistake can color somebody’s opinion of you forever
And that’s okay, y’know? That’s life
Everyone has an opinion and while a lot of people use their right to one as a cover for their petty vitriol, a lot of the time it could be pretty valid
What I’m saying is to try and take their words, even if it’s pretty harsh, as reasonably as you can
Try and learn to ignore the venomous exterior (if it’s not good for you, ignore it!) and see what’s at the core of it
And just know that as long as you haven’t wronged anyone or done something truly bad, there’s nothing to really worry about
You may just learn something and become a better person in the end, in which case the offending party is the one who loses
And everyone is happy on some level
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