I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED
there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here
the disruption of pleasant relaxing music
the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager
the small child’s laughter in the background
the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something
the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere
the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano
it’s all so beautiful
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if i ever don’t reblog this assume i’m dead
Remember that this game was supposed to be educational.
I like how this game was specifically constructed with an internal forbidden words list, but rampant profanity ended up being the LEAST of this game’s madnesses.
holla holla get $
Raziel you’re such a teenager sometimes.
(I find it really entertaining that the lieutenants are frequently referred to as Kain’s sons)
Spotted garden eels live in colonies of up to several thousand individuals. They spend the majority of their lives with only the top half of their body sticking out of a burrow they make in the sand, eating plankton and other tiny animals that float by. If in danger, the entire “garden” retracts into the sand in the blink of an eye.
Have you started a new relationship? Have friends that explore your treasures when they think you aren’t looking? Do you bunk with an old sea-salt who needs boundaries clearly expressed?
This sea beast barrier kit is for you then!
You’ll need the following items:
-a steady hand
-a printing mechanism
-moderately sharp shears
-adhesive of some sort
-7 to 10 minutes of uninterrupted time.
Today’s Gender of the day is: John Freeman, Gordon Freeman’s brother
more small peeps! The same ones as before. Someday I will bully my grandma into sending me the pics we took with her fancy camera and you can see them in perfect focus
These hair bows are made with actual pages from Thomas Harris’ ‘Hannibal’, and are perfect for those with a love for crime literature. Featuring on the three center knots are ‘Mischa’, ‘Margot’ and Hannibal, with an assortment of other words on the surrounding pieces. Elegant and stylish, these bows are sealed with a clear matt acrylic spray, for extra durability, and securely fastened to a snap-shut silver hair grip.
(However, some care should be used when handling, they are still made of paper, after all!)
The images shown are of the actual item you will receive. If you have a request for other names, please message me and I will attempt to create a different bow (Clarice, Starling, and a few Chilton’s may be available), but this will all depend on the remaining pages of Hannibal I have left at my disposal.
Just an update, I’ve lowered the shipping price because I had a change to get to the post office today and check out costs.
Hognose twins by Bryan Box
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
Preposterous pumpkin seed.
YOU ABHORRENT PEANUT
YOU SORDID CELERY STICK.
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
current favs; FEMM